Knit Your Own Dog!

You can knit a dog! None of the doggies in the book are
Labradoodles, but a Portuguese Water Dog pattern should
work OK in a pinch.
Of course, a knitted dog doesn't take the place of a
real one. A knitted dog won't poop...or eat...or chew
up the remote. Hmmm...a knitted dog is sounding pretty
good!
A knitted dog won't cuddle with you, go for a walk, act
goofy, give your hand a little nudge with her wet nose,
get excited when you come home, or love you
unconditionally either. A knitted dog...oh well. Maybe
for some people it's a good idea.
Here's another book I saw:

Maybe you could knit your own dog with dog hair! Do you
think it would get fleas?
